They don’t need to blow it. They just need to sabotage the locks.

Without functional locks, it is just the world’s largest water feature.

Who had “Butlerian Jihad” on their 2025 bingo card?

Could have picked a better father…

Or if you have a steady hand, join a sewing circle. Being nice to old folks has many benefits.

Still a planet.

The 80s hairmetal band of the animal kingdom.

Also, there are more Russian citizens now living in Florida then there ever have been in Cuba.

It’s barely in the Torah, and it’s sure as shit not in the bibble.

replacing war losses

With what? Starving Koreans and untrained children?

My friend Logan would like a word.

Because it worked so well in the US.

I’m as surprised as you are.

I am a patron to several ancient and eldritch nature deities.

What the hell is going on with his pinky finger?

I truly pity the cities that don’t have a coffeeshop in an old photomat.

Damnit… dioxygen-diflouride again.

Not before Zombie Roald Dahl rises from his grave and forcibly vaccinates every child in the world.

Because white.

Maybe c/FuckCars is on to something.

Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.

The Redundant Spy.