Techbroligarchs

The girls are moments away from being drop-kicked by Batman. He’s well known for knocking suspects unconscious with blunt force.

How would Snowden get a hold of one of these in Russia? Maybe through an intermediary in Kazakhstan?

Then again it’s hard finding one here even in the US since they all went out of stock within 5 minutes of being listed.

bald eagle sheds a single tear 🦅 💧

Tree fiddy 🦕

Doc, what the Sigma?

Blessed are the workers, who make line go up.

Tomato, tomato

When do they rise? Are there blinking lights or something or does it just go up without warning and lifts some poor bloke’s car up?

Metrosexual 2033, Metrosexual Last Light, and Metrosexual Exodus

#BelieveAllWomen

This man is a keeper, ladies.

Coffee prices already suck, now they’re gonna suck even more.

There’s currently a big hubbub going on in the Wikipedia Gulf of Mexico talk page about changing the name to Gulf of America.

Start your plans to escape now even though it’s a few years away.

Find sympathetic family members or close friends who’d be willing to take you in. Preferably someone who your dad doesn’t know, or at the least doesn’t know where they live.

Act as you usually would around him, don’t have him suspect anything.

When the time comes, spring your plan into motion. Notify your contacts that you’ll need to be picked up. Pack essentials into a bag. Include vital documentation (birth certificate, social security card, ID) since those can be difficult to replace. Bring your pets if you have them. Leave in the middle of the night when he’s sleeping. Don’t leave a note. Turn off read receipts on your messaging application. Minimize as much leverage as he has over you.

You’re escaping abuse, so your own personal safety here is paramount, don’t feel like you’re obligated to him in any way. He will try to manipulate you if he knows where you went, so it’s best to just ghost entirely.

That’s why he turned around and did it again the other way!

Add health insurance CEO to the top of the non-essential jobs list.

Manual saves are often a lot more stable than automatic saves.

I thought he was supposed to end the war within 24 hours of him taking office?

He hasn’t kept his campaign promise!

Damn, so sorry you’re having to go through this. May the days be kind to you, friend.