I thought he was supposed to end the war within 24 hours of him taking office?

He hasn’t kept his campaign promise!

Damn, so sorry you’re having to go through this. May the days be kind to you, friend.

Classic shitpost.

That certainly speeds up the process so they can Finnish early.

If it doesn’t come with a discount like a rewards program with free coffee every now and then, I’m not interested.

The King is dead! All hail the King!

Don’t forget that it needs to also have uppercase, lowercase, numbers, and symbols!

I remember when it was still believed we could keep under 1.5°C if we could hit our targets. But we didn’t meet those targets and here we are.

Fuck.

This is like General Mills, the cereal company, making submersibles like DSV Alvin.

If you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch while exploring the sea bed in the Alvin, you’re still using the same company for both lol

Ah yes, time to get Gregnant