The cool thing about this is that they also published a bunch of details about their approach, as well as tooling around it!

Yep, I’m 99% sure that they are somehow pulling us into the veil that separates TLB from TSL. Maybe they are stuck there?

It would be one thing if it were just some random enemies, but it’s specifically Omen, and I’m pretty sure the location lines up well with where the veil should be. Miquella needed Mohg’s Omen blood to cross into TSL (and to allow his followers to cross). That can’t be a coincidence!

Sadly doesn’t seem like such a community exists yet. I’d love one, but I’m bad at promoting that stuff (see my Invincible community). If you’d like to participate, I’ll gladly open one up!

Imma need to get an Elden Ring theory off my chest.

You remember that one fight against the two omens on the bridge to the divine tower, where suddenly everything goes black?

THAT FIGHT IS INSIDE THE VEIL.

You know that caramelized onions don’t come from a plant?

Maybe try living in a place that doesn’t require regular skin sacrifices?

Can you not read. It literally says you should

Imagine getting shot with wax

Ubisoft has pushed the game back multiple times.

Ubisoft.

Ubisoft.

Look at all the shit they’ve sold. They wouldn’t have minded selling you dogshit in a bag - hell, they would have added MTX if you want them to set it on fire.

And this game is still too shit for them.

Really makes ya think what obvious things we might be missing. Maybe all you need to make FTL travel possible is to dinglepop all your schleem using a household plumbus?

As you said, it’s very well done, aside from very few impossible-to-solve issues*. There might be some bias at play since I grew up with it, but I’d say it’s on par with the original dub. You can check out some examples here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOiBiRt-TOw

• example: The ghost, ghost, ghost, toast, ghost scene can’t be translated, since no synonym for toast rhymes with “Geist” (German for ghost). So instead they just go with “Weißbrot” (a long synonym for toast), which is very random, but honestly hilarious.

As is evidenced by the fact it’s night time

This makes so much sense.

I’ve only ever seen this scene in German, where the guy doesn’t say “buns and thighs”, he just says “Oberschenkelmuskeln” (which means thigh muscles) and I think that’s beautiful.

I thought they are still drinking in the Whirling-In-Rags?

If I had to choose between a king without scars, and one with them, I’d always go with the latter. Scarless bitch probably had everything handed to them, never even fought a real fight.

Same here, I’ve already been hit twice. They don’t even turn on their headlights in the dark!

Though I’ve found having my own flashlight helps - most have some sparkly stuff on their dresses.

And my axe!

Oh yeah? Then what’s 34 divided by 17, smart guy?

I still get nightmares… to the time before I knew sleep worked.

Thanks, St. Trina Miquella God of Twinks

Depends on whether they’re sitting on the floor, doesn’t it?