My parents never went. Parent teacher conference was just a day off for me

Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic

I uses to be pepto bismol man. Turns out I just needed a lot more fiber in my diet

Why is TN getting the Alabama diss?

Kidney stone drops at your brothers wedding right to left

Thats an improvement ngl

I disagree, I think the moms happiness and the dads terror adds to the joke

I hate Tuesdays. Its usually slow and my long horrible Mondays makes it feel like it should be Thursday but its not. Its only Tuesday

I do this with every a24 movie I watch

The majority of my time playing skyrim I thought he was referring to somewhere in a different city like Solitude or something. Didnt realize he was talking about a place thats 10 paces away lol

Gandalf!

…fella…

Aragorn!