I didn’t get one either ☹️ I’m so starved for female attention I’d happily speak to a romance scammer, just can’t bring myself to do it on a non open platform.

She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.

Watched Ace Ventura a few years ago for the first time since I was a kid. I remembered the whole trans reveal thing. Never put together as a kid they were implying that it was part of that character being mentally ill and completely forgot about Ace and the cops freaking out after finding out.

Now I ain’t saying she bad at Connect Four, but I’m pretty sure that she a cheating…

My whole family are very into bread.

Yea it happens if you have facial hair unfortunately. Went for a meal with my family last night and drinks after. Got home and realised there was quite a bit of dried soup in my beard. I do normally check myself after eating in my phone camera but totally forgot. Made me glad I’ve already made an appointment with the barber to get it trimmed.

This could be used to make a kinky version of that Nations of the world song from Animaniacs

Yea and that “Did she put up a fight?” line in Summer Nights always creeped me out.

My mother did this with coco pops for years and my sister didn’t realise until her twenties when she caught her in the act

So am I. We’ll have to beat them to death with their own shoes…

I’m very curious what this deleted comment was

So it was Van Halen and you’re right, it was an easy way to be sure that venues actually read their contract which contained instructions to safely assemble their stage rig. But there was a parody of that story in Wayne’s World 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_7kg5ZzDZo

Or when Ozzy wouldn’t go on stage without a brandy glass full of M&Ms?

Also the younger brother being curled up in the mother’s lap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI

…but me willing to pivot business model based on user feedback.

I think I’d prefer pussy juice to ass juice. Willing to be proven wrong though…