Dizzy Devil Ducky

Sliding joycons against a flat surface? Cannot wait for it to come out they intentionally made them so piss poor that after a few times doing it, your joycon breaks and you need to get an official new one in order to use that feature, which will probably be shamelessly required to use an important feature in some place like their shitty store.

Woke furries for the win.

To be fair, regardless of whatever we think, there was always gonna be at minimum one country to do it. Now it’s a race to see who else follows and from there how this (d)evolves.

Anybody surprised to this must clearly have never looked up any news whatsoever about Communist China once in their life. This kinda stuff is probably common enough that it makes American 3 letter agencies wanna end their lives in embarrassment.

This was the exact same line of thinking I went down.

When he gets to the point where he needs life support, I hope some child who needed that wi-fi hotspot and couldn’t get it, because that loser got his way, is able to block his life support. Nothing of value would be lost.

I’d bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn’t wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

Given China’s track record of telling the truth about as much as a deranged serial killer trying to hide the fact they are a murderer, I don’t trust DeepSeek claims at all. I don’t trust AI for anything important, but I most certainly would rather trust US AI over Chinese AI any day of the week, twice on Sunday, and thrice the next day.

Don’t know if he still makes videos, but furry yt content creator I used to watch.

Why they chose a picture of Majira is beyond me. They could have used anyone and they decided on him.

The funniest thing about conservatives is how they’ll complain the left are a bunch of snowflakes, but you say a single word like trans and they’ll probably explode into a million pieces because you said a bad word that scares them.

Doesn’t feel different, as far as I’m aware. It’s been long enough I wouldn’t remember if there’s any difference in how it feels. But I feel constantly aware because of the noise. The distinct internal clicking noise makes it hard for me not to be aware.

It’s just something that has become constant internal background noise over the years. I don’t know about anyone else with mechanical heart valves, but I’m constantly aware of mine and am so used to it that it doesn’t bother me. I assume my brain tunes it out, but I’m not sure because I don’t think about that.

Okay, so I have a mechanical heart valve. One time, while I was in the basement of my childhood home with one of my brothers, I was close to him as he was playing The Godfather PS2 (I’m pretty sure it was that game). It was pretty quiet, so he somehow heard the ticking of my valve and his mind went to some sort of explosive like a pipe bomb being close by.

They’re probably gonna laugh at the absurdity of the situation because some new popular language will come along and the AI will be back to pushing out broken code. That, or laugh because the code in well used languages will include a shit ton of vulnerabilities that wouldn’t be present if real devs had to double check code before pushing it out to the public.

Time to grab your popcorn and watch as all 3 people die within less than a year of the implant due to complications or them having accidentally lobotomized and running into danger head first.

Basically any site that they don’t have full control over/can’t buy favor from and has the ability to spread info they dislike, even if it’s something as simple as 2+2=4".

And if you’re looking for someone outside of China to blame for their internet shield, Cisco was responsible for helping them set it up.

It’s probably a boring answer but Deify by Disturbed. That, or I could go with something completely out of left field like this.

$9 an hour? Well, aren’t you fancy! I’d say somewhere around $4 in a job where if there are tips, then the CEO gets everything because they think they work so much harder than everyone else.

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!