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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Alternatively: "Nothing fits right today"

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Alternatively: "Nothing fits right today"

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Top 2 reasons I am late for work every single day.

    • Dave@lemmy.nz
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      11 days ago

      When I had to wear clothes to work, I used to have 5 sets then I’d wash and iron on the weekend. No need for decisions.

      • save_the_humans@leminal.space
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        10 days ago

        What do you do now that you don’t need clothes, Dave?

        • Dave@lemmy.nz
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          10 days ago

          It’s a pretty boring answer. Teams meetings with the camera off.

          • save_the_humans@leminal.space
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            Oh I figured. I just thought it was funny. The way you worded that like you don’t wear clothes anymore. I imagined someone driving to work everyday, ass to leather seats, and setting up the taco stand on the local nudist beach or something.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    these pants are not velour, kif

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