Many phrases for defecating use the word “take”. It makes no sense to me
Eh
I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.
I don’t give a shit
We don’t have to take any shit from you here.
Take a shit, leave a shit
Make a shit
Take ~= have ~= do
Take a break == have a break, but a break isn’t a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for “do the actions required to constitute a break”
100% original realization, way to think of it.
One man’s “leave a shit” is another man’s “take a treasure”
Ich scheisse.
Tru. Im gonna go with “commencing shit” from now on
Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.
“I’m going to take a shit.”
“Well don’t take any of mine! I’m saving those for later!”
So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone’s gotta take it.
Sure. But it’s not you.
Wait… is… is it you?
That’s irrelevant. But if someone leaves it, someone else will have to take it, is what I’m saying. Like in general.
That’s irrelevant.
Oh… Oh, no. Lol!!
I don’t know what kinds of allegations you’re trying to insinuate here. This isn’t about me anyway.
It’s not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. “A shit” in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
Or in other words “shit” is a verb here being used a diminutive of the act which is the noun. Like when you take a run, or take a ride, take a walk, or take a hike.
Shit as a verb, not a noun.
Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that’s beautiful.
Oooo new debate: push vs pull
