His face when they just make incomprehensible grunts and poop on the rug.

Don’t worry, I’m sure Elon will make sure all it does is be racist and make shitty memes. That guy’s not smart enough to program an alarm clock.

Sounds like Elon.

Oh boy, I always wanted to live out my childhood experiences in Oregon Trail in real life.

I love this cat and feel his pain whenever I so much as glance at the news.

They’re gonna crush some vacationing stockbroker lol

Meanwhile, smart people: I sure do love Libre Office.

Don’t worry though, they’ll fail towards.

Every government is scared of these dumb kids lol

Joke’s on you, I always forget the plot to Les Miserables within 5 minutes of re-learning it.

Because Musky has conned America into thinking he’s a smart good American.

When someone is so rich that it makes you hungry.

So just out of abstract curiosity, where can one acquire these cards?

Okay as a Chicagoan I’m inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

Is there any way to store surplus waste heat for redistribution months later? The only thing I can think of is just a really large, high heat capacity mass surrounded by incredible insulation material, with a heat pump system built in to it. Which would be incredibly impractical.

Okay that sounds cool and in my brain it’s like having the turrets and starcraft spin around to shoot stuff down, but in real life I know it’s just an EMF jamming field, if that much.

Um… The original title doesn’t make it any better.

Well I mean actually beer is civilization, but bread is good too.

This will last exactly as long as it takes somebody to fly a drone into the side of the White House. Not any kind of special drone, just some idiot trying to get a cool shot for their YouTube channel.