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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up116·3 days ago“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75arrow-down1·3 days ago Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·3 days agono wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
minus-squareAsidonhopo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down2·3 days agoNilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoIt’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoRoad trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoHe failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller. Edit: or better at jump shots.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 days agoTo be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
minus-squarekrunklom@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·3 days agoThe cheese is under my foreskin
“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
i mean, so is grass
It’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
But why would you?
Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
Edit: or better at jump shots.
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
The cheese is under my foreskin