Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?

Engineer: the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.

Ahh found that label!:

99.985% Pure.

Nitrogen (N₂): 39%

Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%

Argon (Ar): 0.465%

Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%

Water (H₂O): 50%

Opportunistic Lab Intern:

“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”

Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized

Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.

Topologist: that is a plate

The beaker is always full, when it’s half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL