Money is fucking meaningless now. Buy gold.

No it was Kirk’s estranged gay lover.

I guess he never got the message that the Republicans and Democrats switched sides

What if the gunman was Kirk’s estranged gay lover? That’s my theory

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Would you like to report any serious crimes today?

hexbear must believe it is too authoritarian to ban me

Do you think she dove into a coffin to avoid it?

*Kills the game process and reopens it to play from the last save just before I fucked up…*

We need an army of them working at Palantir too

On impact the back door of the ambulance swung open and the gurney rolled away. So the ambulance driver got out and was a skantily clad nurse who then chased after the patient. It was like a scene from Scooby Doo where the gurney rolled across the street one way with the nurse in chase, only for the gurney to suddenly zoom by between a different set of cars in the opposite direction. She nearly lost her shirt and hat several times in a dramatic and with an exaggerated motion to cover herself and be decent.

I can hear the yakity sax from here

Perhaps they meant throw bricks at the rich. Not the ones made from soap.

This is how you make unstable elementary political partycles like trivumerons.

Yeah he’s just busy enjoying Mossad’s new pedorape island and has his phone set to Do Not Disturb.

I wonder what it looks like if there is a pokebattle upstairs and someone throws a diglett

We’re going to restart your computer during active hours. Your work will be interrupted. Fuck you.