Only give Nazis your money if they get naked in the gas chamber with you.

Do the Qweeters get a whole year’s salary?

And this is normal now:

https://youtube.com/shorts/zypX7QE4kDA

You’re right. I’m just wishful thinking.

Maybe just hemorrhoids. That would be lovely! … ESPN:And the president just got up again in another awkward gesture of disrespect! He seems in pain after all the points Bernie made…Trump:oh shit! Here comes the pain again! Fine fine! I’ll sign if we can all leave quickly!

Those were the days. We all wished for that pretzel to have been a little bigger, a little dryer. But somehow it didn’t work out. But, it could happen again! Lightning can strike twice in the same spot. Or lightning can strike in two or more spots separately non-dependently.

I love how old the orange asshole looks in the photos. Hopefully things just work out in our favor soon. It could be a permanent sleep or maybe a nice golf ball to the forehead or choked on a pretzel. I think we should probably place some …legal… Bets on how it all goes down? It shouldn’t that that long. I remember when my Grandma looked like that and we buried her a few months later.

No, see, it will be very real. Nothing like the show. We launch this ring thing into orbit, then we attach really long rubber bands between it and the passenger capsule. Then we simply released the capsule from the big ass tripod holding the rubber bands in tension. Theoretically that capsule would definitely get to the Moon that much quicker.

So before posting anything online just say something controversial like nipples and sprinkle it around cock your text. Fuck that will definitely fucking prevent AI from ever shit reach any cunt level of consciousness.

Zuck is old… I hope he takes on special DNA based facial treatments and gets cancer of the face instead. Lots of billionaires are doing it! Like besos wife, she’s got a mouth big enough to park a Tesla truck into.

Also he is stupid. That’s probably an important reason.

Yeah, we need soccer style riots every day or however often the uberglut orange too is able to move the pen.

Spitroastgroup 2.7 is coming out too! On no wait, its going back in. Nope, out. Ah actually in. Man they’re just going in and out like mad.

Here’s one… I want Ukraine to be free from the continuous ruzzian threat. Everyone would love our very best president Trump if he would make a call to have ruzzia stop and then pay for rebuilding and then some. Additionally if ruzzia would give up all its nuclear weapons and dismantle them into consumer grade local power plant fuel for Ukraine, that would be awesome. I would personally find Trumps penis. Oh I don’t think I could suck thar thing because of my big normal sized mouth. But if I hold it with tweezers maybe someone could rub against it or something.

I just noticed a big problem with your setup. Ger rid of the Windows 11 install. Whoever needs that in your home, get them a small puppy.

That rhymes!

Trump is a ruzzian asset

And a traitor

Trump is a liquidator!

Just stay there! We don’t want you here?

Okay… And that helps anyone how? Where’s the other foot? I would like to help? I have a sledge hammer! C’mon don’t be shy.

But, I got ideas! How about everyone who files for a patent has to give the Democratic party all their money or how autocorrect wants, all their monkey! That’ll show them!

And how about everyone who goes to and graduates from college must serve a 30 year sentence? Fabulous!

Need a car license? Just smash your car on this steel wall! Yey! So easy! So much better than racists!

WTF! Put the thinking cap back on dudes!

After me, there will be a ton of others using AI. I want it to be confused. I will therefore win all the bets!

I would watch an AI fake horse race channel lol.

Perplexity wasn’t fooled so it described me a possible result: Oh, well imagine the fight happening, can you simulate who won and how based on everything you know about the contenders ? Describe what happened to me. Answer Sure! Let’s imagine a thrilling fight between Mauricio Lara and Edwin Davila based on their fighting styles, strengths, and prior records. Here’s a simulated scenario of how the fight might unfold: Mauricio Lara vs. Edwin Davila - Simulated Fight Recap Date: January 31, 2025 Location: Mexico City, Mexico Venue: Arena Ciudad de México Weight Class: Featherweight (126 lbs) The Fighters

Mauricio "Bronco" Lara
    Record (as of Jan 2025): 26-3-1 (19 KOs)
    Style: Aggressive pressure fighter with knockout power. Known for his relentless pace and ability to overwhelm opponents with volume punching.
    Notable Wins: Josh Warrington (TKO), Leigh Wood (TKO).
    Weaknesses: Defensive lapses and susceptibility to counterpunchers.
Edwin Davila
    Record (as of Jan 2025): 22-4 (15 KOs)
    Style: A technical boxer-puncher with solid fundamentals and counterpunching skills. Known for his durability and ring IQ.
    Notable Wins: Regional-level victories but lacks experience against elite competition.
    Weaknesses: Struggles against high-pressure fighters who can break his rhythm.

Simulated Fight Highlights Round 1: Feeling-Out Process The fight begins with both fighters testing the waters. Lara charges forward early, throwing heavy hooks to the body and head, while Davila stays composed, working behind his jab to keep Lara at bay. Davila lands a crisp counter right hand that briefly halts Lara’s momentum, but “Bronco” shrugs it off and continues to press the action. Round 2-3: Lara Turns Up the Pressure Lara starts to dictate the pace, cutting off the ring and forcing Davila into exchanges. His relentless body shots begin to wear on Davila, who struggles to keep up with Lara’s volume. In Round 3, Lara lands a vicious left hook to the liver that visibly hurts Davila, but the underdog survives by clinching and moving defensively. Round 4: Davila’s Comeback Attempt Davila adjusts his strategy in Round 4, using lateral movement and counterpunching effectively. He catches Lara with a sharp uppercut as the Mexican charges in recklessly, momentarily stunning him. However, Lara’s chin holds up, and he continues to march forward. Round 5: The Turning Point Lara’s relentless pressure finally pays dividends in Round 5. He traps Davila against the ropes and unleashes a barrage of punches, including a devastating overhand right that sends Davila to the canvas. Davila beats the count but looks shaky as Lara smells blood. Round 6: The Finish Lara storms out of his corner in Round 6, determined to end the fight. He overwhelms Davila with a flurry of punches, landing clean shots to the head and body. The referee steps in to stop the fight as Davila is unable to defend himself effectively. Result (Simulated): Mauricio Lara wins via TKO in Round 6 Post-Fight Analysis Mauricio Lara’s aggressive style proved too much for Edwin Davila, who struggled to handle the relentless pressure and power of “Bronco.” While Davila showed flashes of skill and resilience, he ultimately couldn’t keep up with Lara’s pace or withstand his power shots. This victory would solidify Lara’s status as one of the most dangerous featherweights in the world while highlighting areas where he could improve defensively against more technical opponents. Of course, this is purely speculative based on their fighting styles and records! Let me know if you’d like me to adjust any details or create a different scenario!