Fun fact: in turkey, cigarettes are unbranded to death, only the name remains. The rest is all warnings.

The fuck is an abbreviation? Is it a knock-off alias?

No posix compliance is a headache. (Where the hell are my aliases!?) And also most scripts need to be executed in a posix-compliant shell.

Beat the fuck out of Wheatley or Intelligence core depending on the time we’re talking. (P1 or P2?)

Shell configs are hard to move. Some in $HOME/.config , some in .[idk]rc files, etc.

It’s messy. Unless you write everything you modify. If you did not do that up to now…good luck moving shell configs.

I HIGHLY recommend using bash and zsh as posix-compliant shells at the beginning, then if you want something different; you can use whatever the hell you want. Nushell, fish, etc.

Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)

uBoL sucks A LOT compared to uBo.

We are teetotaling anything properitary. (Or just u am.)

I am never trusting any properitary software for anything ever again and always assume the worst.

No shit.

There is a spoon

I don’t even get it.

You forgot to add the https:// header.

That’s fedora.

alias i-like-windows='sudo dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/nvme0n1 bs=4M status=progress'

alias too_late='echo 😛'

Reddit lost it years ago.

alias what_the_hell_is_going_on='btop'

“TikTok Screenshot”

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME PLEASE do NOT REPOST TIKTOKS

Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.