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float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly with a sword

Cleanse the taint, as it were

I guess I just miss being younger and dumber

I miss when bait was believable

I’m 28 and I enjoy both sides

It’s literally baby speak. AFAIK, adult cats only meow to kittens.

That’s like every shounen anime

So, Meduzord

If I’m close enough for a hug, I’m already rock hard

Same here. Mine is black, but it’s pretty old and I’m thinking of replacing it.

More like perennial now

English is a chimera that ate the faces of 3 other languages and wears their skins

Me when languages from different groups have different words for an object

Cheers to one physics professor in university that taught us by his own textbook, but we actually borrowed all the copies we needed from the university library and it was actually relevant the entire course, including exam preparation

Animals don’t need to wipe because they don’t have massive glutes evolved to support an entire upright body while also walking and running. This is the curse of our intelligence and endurance.

This is the same vibe as electric bulbs in videogames using real electricity

Best case scenario, you just lug it around everywhere. Worst case scenario, it hits someone else.

You can eat bread without butter, but good luck eating butter without bread

Culture war is a means to distract us from class war

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together