If an internet person says it and I want it, it has to be true.

alias who_the_fuck_am_i='whoami'

I haven’t had a sound issue since I unplugged the speakers

Human anteaters live among us and they look just like any other human.

If you eat one ant, you are an anteater. You may not even have consciously have eaten one. It could have been hidden in your sandwich or mixed in with a soup. You may be an anteater and not even known it 😳

Temple OS needs to be at Ascension level. Dude made an OS under God’s direction.

Edit: Okay, Ascension level appears to be living in the woods. Temple OS needs it’s own tier. Literally God tier.

That’s a safety hazard… Which means the brake subscription plan isn’t optional. It’s mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized brake pads, as third party brakes would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.

Edit: put a brake on breaks

Protesting is fine and all, but if one person out of 3,000 coughs too violently, it’s time to declare a riot and bring out the tear gas.