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The difference is, our descent into fascism is way dumber

I live in Alabama, and that’s a pretty accurate description of some places here

You’re lucky I’m too heavy to get out of bed on my own

Sadly yes

Especially if they’re in his friggin pool

Does that count as playing outside?

https://youtu.be/oWaVYVJ02Ik

Cardiologists probably hate fried food and energy drinks

Yes

“Man, this bands really good, let me just look then up real qui…aaannd theres the swastikas”