This meme but instead it’s the old school FourLoko when it still had caffeine.

To sell more purses of course

“And now I would like to take a few minutes to give a big fuck you to AT&T at the Auburn outlet mall for stealing $685 from me”

No of course not!

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Captain bonespurs diaper would have to be changed if he tried to kneel down like that

I poop in the middle of the trail I am hiking to assert dominance over the other hikers

I’m stealing this

BabyDick

Wtf lol

No seriously you should get a bidet. It’s the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.

Accelerate the penguin to 99% the speed of light

Doesn’t it just change to “seen” when you do that?