Cratpound?

It doesn’t seem obvious to me but I am 99% confident that it is something about raping a child and that they both know what happened.

It seems to me that you got the obvious part. 🙂😬

1. He thinks that is subtle language when it is so painfully clear what he’s saying.

2. Even stylistically, those are not big breasts. They are small, and high. And while I am not one of those people who thinks folks who like small breasts are pedophiles, he did not send Jeffrey Epstein your typical big boobed stick figure sketch. Nay, nay. That’s all I’m saying.

“I participated in child sex trafficking but told the fbi. Im a hero!”

Nobel Peace Prize, here we come!

I hope every maga jackass gets the get the day they voted for. It’s too bad the rest of us will get the day they voted for too.

I’m stealing this!

Goalposts, often moved multiple times in the same conversation.

Source? Daily Mail? Right.

I’m not ever going to apologize for not believing an image of text posted alone.

It’s only a few keystrokes away for you, too.

Memes - often shit that’s just made up for the lolz.

Maybe I’m just in an anomalous social circle, but from my perspective, it seems like there’s a vocal minority of MAGA online who make a ruckus about this, when in person, they just don’t give a crap.

I am in a similar anomalous circle if so. Even the articles about how angry maga finally is with Trump about this or that are never supported by anything more than a single-digit number of social media posts. Nearly all of those sorts of articles so far that I’ve seen have ultimately just been the author interpreting tiny little ripples in the way that most supports what we (and probably they) want to hear.

I think this is done in earnest for the most part, because we all want to believe that a big chunk of maga voters somehow just haven’t heard about what he’s doing or what he’s done. And yet, all the evidence I’ve seen points to they absolutely are aware and they either fully support it or still think there is some benefit yet to materialize that will make it all worthwhile.

We’re in the microblog memes community. An image of text posted alone is the appropriate level of included documentation for this community.

All good my dude, but the internet is only a few keystrokes away if it’s something that actually interests you.

I’m not ever going to apologize for not believing an image of text posted alone

We’re in the microblog memes community. An image of text posted alone is the appropriate level of included documentation for this community.

Source? Daily Mail? Right.

As if there is any reason to doubt that Trump’s team has made this claim, but OK, I’ll play, you can pick your own source.

Magas are going to fall for this, aren’t they.

yea well it sounds like he made a deal with thr FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.

Maga: See, all above board and legal. What’s the big deal?

Surely there is an FBI file including some kind of debrief interview where this is all laid plain. As long as no one has ordered purges of records and documents based on specific keywords regardless of context there is almost guaranteed to be such a recording/transcript, right?

It’s open and shut for an actual FBI informant that currently holds the office of president to produce and provide that kind of documentation, and surely it will be called for with at least as much vigor as Obama’s birth certificate by the exact same people who were even then only trying to protect the sanctity of the office of the president. Any minute now.

Based on a peek at reddit, they already have. 🤦‍♂️

FWIW, apparently they are. I hadn’t peeked to see if we’d hit the high water mark for what /r/conservative will accept from Trump in a couple months. You’ll be happy to know that we have not.

This is apparently his actual vindication according to the true believers.

Wow, this is very uplifting news!

Proprietary. If we’re part of a simulation, it’s being run by a fucking oligarch.

Turns out it wasn’t masturbation, gay sex, D&D, rock & roll, gay marriage, letting women vote, letting black people vote, school integration, pronouns, marijuana, letting gay people adopt, socialism, trans people, millenials, or Barack Obama.

The thing that’s actually going to doom humanity is going to be fucking generative AI.

It’s only respect for my wife that gives me the strength to hold it in. She’s not got a lot of family close by.