I don’t think Diet Coke was ever meant to taste like Coke. My conspiracy theory is when New Coke bombed, they rebranded it as Diet Coke when they brought back “classic Coke.” I just prefer the flavor of diet coke.

If diet Pepsi is your #2, your taste buds are broken.

AC hasn’t been about stealth since they stupidly killed off Desmond.

The felon’s hands are too big.

I read this as an Alzheimer’s/dementia joke. And those are never funny.

Which has no bearing on the usage in the comment.

Its. “It’s” means it is.