Allowing your mother to put all of her fears into you? Good girl, here’s your reward: (nothing)

Everything… EVERYTHING… related to the orange parasite or any of its’ bootlicking minions, I downvote without looking and move on.

A fertility ceremonial, got it!

He needs your MONEY!!!

In fact, how can He afford the stuff to pack and the bag itself? If the guy doesn’t show up, that also means no tithes. The whole thing smells kind of fishy to me…

Intercourse the penguin

Wait til they find a way to blame Biden for this!

The social protocol is to not take pictures at a funeral.
Who the hell looks at pictures of people in funerals?

Rolling of the bones. Bones tell everything.

i’M tOo LaZy To bE bOtHeReD WiTh BaSiC CiVic DuTy, So i BeLiEvE aNyOnE oNLinE wHo TeLLs Me ThAt bOTh ParTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe? LoL_!!!_ 🤣🤣🤣
i’M sO pUrE!!! 😇🤪🤩

Millions of self-destructively lazy, stupid mediocre people shouted in unison (again):
Vote for a woman? When PIGS fly!!!

Or if Biden had remained in the race:
sLeePy JoE! LoL!

Holy Minkowski spaces, Batman! It’s the old man himself!

Yeah, but is it a wave or a particle, eh, Einstein? Answer that!

Put a monocle on him and make it The Speed Of Causality.

Here’s fun trick: rotate the glasses 45°, see which movie you get to see, it could go either way!

The air’d dared upthere’d

yǝǝṯ!

Locked in a house with a killer fan that has a mind of its’ own!

Ma’am, we’ve traced and located the source of that breeze, it seems to be coming from…
🎵 Inside the house 🎵
🎵 Inside the house 🎵

That’s just the half of it.
Watch the weight on the scale fluctuate, as the kitty neutrino keeps adorably creepily gazing at you.

This comic makes it sound like there was a more ideal, noble savage past, and we got corrupted from it.
What I’m saying this: this comic falls into the trap it itself is writing about.

1. No it isn’t.
2. No I’m not.
3. No it isn’t.

(yes to all three, actually)

No it isn’t