I guess launching the Tylenol v Advil wars of 2025. Oh and supposedly the rapture is happening today or maybe it was yesterday. You couldn’t write this script with a million monkeys on typewriters!

Ooh is that what the UFC cage match being set up on the White House lawn is for??

Everybody is assuming I want to take part in this. I want an imaginary zone for all the assholes to go to…

Sure. And in my imaginary head canon that is fine and everyone assumes the risk of going into that zone. Once again…this would never work.

To be clear, I don’t want to go to this autonomous zone. I want others to go do their weird shit there ha. But yea I’ll have to read Neuromancer, have heard it’s a good read.

Nah but I’m stuck here., womp womp. I want a place people voluntarily go into. This is not based in reality lol. As I’ve gotten older and learned more about history, I realized what a cursed nation we are though…

So we trick the red pilled into taking the blue pills…