In Chinese, there’s “kinda” 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:
- 东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
- 西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
- 南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn’t necessarily refer to south)
and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)
I know this is absurdist humour but the “fuck you raw” is kinda funny to me because it implies that there’s prehistoric monkey condoms.
Also, my dental issues suck 🇬🇧.