“Buy”? They are to lay down and give themselves to you freely, for it is done in service of their lord.

…lol

See, the problem is that a Marxist and an anarchist stuck around a liberal and a fascist. Not only that, they spent all that time doing nothing, even though there was a gun in the room and two bullets. Looks to me like the Marxist and the anarchist were kinda dumb.

That’s not why.

Extreme left - they’re out to kill me so I have to defend myself.

Extreme right - they’re out to kill me so I have to kill them first.

Centrists throwing around the horseshoe - both sides are so prone to violence, they might as well be the same thing for the rest of us.

Doesn’t mean they’re correct, they just don’t like violence and shy away from it.

Last panel is on point for the majority of humanity because preparing for the future isn’t a default command written in our genetic code, but a learned behaviour.

They did. It’s intentional.

It is possible to see legible text in a dream or at least to think that you do, but it’s difficult to keep it in place. It changes at the speed of thought…

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a mercenary army and topple governments.

When being scammed.

Small timers are regularly getting shafted in regards to emails. It’s lazy spam filtering because there’s too much traffic and so it falls on the sufferer to prove innocence.

Autocorrect does.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Meh. Favourite blanket, favourite toy; favourite furniture, favourite tupperware. It doesn’t change that much…

There are tips and tricks to help ease the symptoms.

For example, if you eat out out some gingers, you’ll die happy.

Argentina is a bluff. They were smuggled into the US soon after in order to help build the next iteration of the Holy Roman Empire, a new age federal theocracy.

With Cyber Piglet as their new Holy Emperor, we’ll finally take the first step into the Warhammer universe, as we’re supposed to.

Hahaha! It’s a Potoo. For me, it was love at first sight. They look amazing!

Also, don’t call me Shirley.

A part was something in the vein of “voting doesn’t work, bring back the guillotines”. I think they’re called “accelerationists” due to the belief that the current state of affairs can’t be fixed and only by violent revolution can society be rebuilt (in their imagine).

So, some people wanted Trump to win in order to have everything fail and justify blowing shit up.

If you think about it, AI training on shit can be a useful way to get an early warning on some very serious illnesses. If done right.

Take a dump, use phone to take pictures. AI analyzes for recognizable markers and lets the user know if they should visit a doctor for consultation.

Shitposting for health!

Hmm… Watch an ad in order to post a comment.

So be Edison, not Tesla.

How old are you? Beef cake has been used to describe an attractive muscular male body for decades. Not that far-fetched to see the connection.