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I fucking hate it when companies or organizations only have a facebook/instagram/another shitty social platform account and no website, but the fucking European Union?

Just hope nobody does a Napoleon…

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

When history teaches you to not do whatever the fuck you’re about to do, forget the history.

Granny’s funeral and Emma’s wedding two weeks apart? In this economy?

I mean, imagine how much time and mobey you’d save! You can bury grandpa at 3, and get married at 4! You only need to rent one space (perhaps redecorate a bit) and one cake, and the best part? Everyone is already there, so you don’t have to invite them again.

Plus, you don’t even need two outfits if you just get clothes that are black on the inside and another color on the outside, and then just turn them over! If you’re wearing a suit, all you have to do is change your black tie to another one.

Sail the high seas!

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So he’s telling them to not learn from history abd repeat it instead. Oh well.

I’ll be long dead and buried before I unironically call anyone ‘sir’, hope you’re ok OP.

Just make the player stumble in pitch black darkness through the entire game, duh.

So an oil lamp in a video game is actually an electric lamp?

Advertising doesn’t create things, it only shoves them at my face. I don’t need to be told to buy milk, I’ll buy milk if I want milk.

I want to beat the shit out of everyone who thinks artist is a ‘non-essential’ job. And then make a drawing decipting it.

Anything advertising related is utterly useless.

Shit’s getting reaaally absurd.

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