I’m glad I’m not the only one! It’s so good!

This needs to be auto-replied to every doubting asshole.

Just… blatant. Plenty of time lingering on it. No cute pretending-to-fix-the-hair. Just an obvious, blatant nazi salute.

I am on painkillers and I submit that airmelon should be a marshmallow. Really break the mold.

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you’re evil?

Hilarious though.

You could write it?

The interesting thing is I could make the argument that the magic virus variant is the same as Anne Rice’s.

I remember reading a fever dream of a book when I was a teenager called Vampire Virus- I feel like I recall that book addressing voiding the digestive tract as well. It’s certainly addressed in some places…

It’s the kind of theory that makes me want to write again.

And the yeast can sense fear.

Luckily, it can also sense anger which is why I remember every failure before I approach the dough.

That is a hot take.

Then you got something even better than a laugh!

You got to experience wonder!

I throw them away because I will tear them, the tears will catch on my hands, and it will slide half-off at the worst possible time.

I guess that would be like that to someone who didn’t play just a ton of Animal Crossing. I didn’t even notice!

It’s that Baader-Meinhof thing I was just reading about.

They missed the melancholy.

Lot of hanging around in graveyards, consulting mediums, wandering the moors in the rain, and sitting in a gloomy room writing or reading.

That’s the kind of wife I’d be.

…I am a degenerate.

This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose “I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor.

So grateful.

The lower pixels trend is just awful. Never understood it. Probably cuz I’m old.