Can’t you guys pretend that politicians are all black and/or poor? You all seem to have no trouble at all stomping all over those guys…

Is this the Mike “Moses” Johnson who shares a house in Washington with a gay man who answers the door for him in his underpants?

How the hell are public officials allowed to just 100% lie and gas light ALL of the time?

Before I retired, if an employee of mine lied to me about their job, and I found out, that person would have been terminated. Immediately.

A car doesn’t stop to poop

Because a car doesn’t have a sphincter, so they just fart and dribble a little, all of the time.