Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).

Only way to get them solid enough, really

Does it have to be mine?

I mean, yeah, consent for starters

Ah yes, from the documentary film Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Actually that movie wasn’t entirely wrong, the palest people there were a brother/sister incest couple, so they got that right.

Even then, might wanna stick to the Gospels

Heat, spices, and thicker cuts of turkey. Heat helps thaw the fat and moisture too.

I think other places spell it “unionised” which eliminates that ambiguity

It’s not so bad if you get a skilled physician. Hell my doctor can check my colon with both hands on my shoulders!