I would probably pet the dog for 10 minutes then go home and not remember until I see this meme again and then wonder if anything bad happened due to distracting the dog from finding someone actually useful 😅

Also student: arrives to another class one second after bell rings

Other teacher: That’s disgraceful.

That’ll teach you for eating an endangered species.

Why?

They’re tryna build a prison

Relevant podcast: https://www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/cautionary-tales/general-ludds-rage-against-the-machines

Lessening crime was never thier objective, it’s just a double speak in support of the prison system.

You’re definitely not, the r/brutalism subreddit had a lot of subscribers, probably still does, so I’d be surprised if there’s not a migrated community on lemmy.

Would someone who was old in 1990 even be alive today?

Bruh’

If you debadge an M3, RS3, etc then I think that’s actually a pretty cool flex

I guess it might slightly reduce the chances of getting stolen.

Selling and throwing in the trash is just a more specific way of saying “get rid of”.

Also for the engagement mugs: just break the handle off one of them 😜

The thick fork could be used as a hammer or meat tenderiser or paper weight 😂

Maybe too stupid to realise that they’re doing that.

a good reminder to back up your shit regardless of what service you’re using.

Traded-in e-bikes will be sent for dismantling and recycling

Maybe they need the batteries for something else…

A better father also wouldn’t mix up “then” and “than”

Just look at blender vs maya for example.

So my midlife crisis car was actually an RC car? 🤯

we reach middle age not at 40-something but at something on the order of the square root of our life expectancy.