Comedian Frankie Boyle has a funny bit about blackmail sponsorships where you threaten to say negative shit about a company if they don’t pay you. Like, you’re watching Law & Order and suddenly it’s

“Caught another pedo Sarg.”

“Oh? What was he doing when you caught him?”

* faces camera *

“Eatin Walker’s Crisps®” .

What sort of job was it? When I was younger I did this data entry job as a temp.

Called out sick my second day. Then just… carried on working there.