TomMasz

How do you say “Oh, shit!” in goose?

I threw out all the books of his that I had rather than recycle them. I was afraid someone might see them and save them from recycling.

It’s missing the leading “Actually…”

Part of me is all for this, but part of me realizes this would only make things worse for pedestrians and bicyclists.

I’ve been down, but never this down.

Who would do that much work just to be a US citizen?

Oh, and I get 15% off the top.

Her arms got tired from slapping the shit out of him.

They cooked it pretty much the way I expected, but I wasn’t prepared for their cheese technique. It would have been interesting to see them trying to eat, though.

I feel that something inside of me has died after reading this.

My house was built for us, so there’s no chance of anyone having died here previously. The Native Americans avoided living around here due to the swampy, mosquito-ridden conditions, so no chance of ancient burial ground. Every noise means spending money.

HP printers in particular.

Slip and fall danger.

“Load-bearing corpse” has been added to my vocabulary.