There are two issues with your entire argument.

1. It is supremely stupid and a waste of everyone’s time to ask a question that everyone knows the vast majority of people are going to parrot some variation of the same lie too.

2. You’re operating under some weird assumption that people get multiple job offers within a timeframe that can be considered competitive.

Only as a result of millions of kids being told that college was the only viable route to a successful career. It’s just yet another commoditized self-fulfilling prophecy.

I use Firefox but isn’t edge considered a solid lightweight browser now?

I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.