“We are here to rule your species with little to no accountability! We will make you work for us and take a percentage of your money for our use and you will have no say! Sleep, work, and barely eat is all you will have time for under our rule!”
“Yeah we got those on this planet already. We call them politicians.”
“Well … then we are going to strip your planet of all of its minerals and water and take all living organisms for granted and steal your plants and other resources we want!”
“Buddy, you’re not gonna fucking believe this …”
Both boobies and tits