I recommend you google creamed corn and make sure it is what you think it is. If that doesn’t clear things up then I have to assume you’re trolling now.

You’re not being punked dude. Creamed corn is a thing, you don’t strain it, and when you buy a can of it the can is full. This was a swing and a miss.

I love how quickly this became about masturbation.

Reminds me of an old meme that said when you’re a kid, having Mcdonalds for dinner is a victory, but when you’re an adult it’s a loss.