Nah she’s not in the room with me because she’s my ex.

Unfortunately she used to be in the room with me all the time talking about all this shit.

Man bad this, man bad that.

Sexist women exist. And there’s a lot of them.

Except I’ve been at the other end where I did absolutely nothing wrong but because I’m a man I’m the perpetrator.

I’ve had women tell me to my face that they hate all men. I’ve been blamed for things women did because I’m a man and therefore must be the problem.

I’ve even been accused of rape by a woman I never even physically touched only talked to for 20 minutes. We didn’t even talk about anything sexual much less sexually inappropriate.

The pendulum swings both ways. I don’t hate women. I don’t hate men. I recognize both sides have bad characteristics. I recognize both sides go through different struggles.

I’m just tired of being seen as an enemy just for having a penis.

So I poke fun at it.

Really wish men would spend more time poking fun at men for being “jackasses” than at women for being “butthurt”.

I do both.

It very well could be loud minorities on both sides. That’s a fair assumption to make.

I just know that every story I’ve heard a woman tell about all men being creepy, they ignore every man that wasn’t. They could go through an entire day of normal interactions from people of all sexes and then deal with 1 creepy dude and that’s all they remember.

So whenever I hear women complaining about it I poke fun. Because it’s not “all men” just like it’s not all women complaining about all men.

Nah it’s just a joke about how a lot of women told all men to stop talking to them and then acted shocked when men stopped talking to them.

I have a girlfriend and we have a pretty good relationship. I have a lot of female friends and we get along just fine. I just like to poke fun at women when they get all butthurt because a small but very loud percentage of men are jackasses and they try to take it out on all men.

I mean a huge majority of women have been telling men not to talk to them so I’m good

“A massive oil spill in the gulf of mexico could cast a dark shadow on fossil fuel expansion”

Humans are fucking stupid and I hate having to share this planet with y’all

But not on the data they harvest. Other platforms pay tax by selling the data rather than just harvesting it.

The govt isn’t getting money from it?

Someone once asked me if I watched the news and when I said no they asked “Well how do you know what’s happening?” to which I replied “If I’m not seeing it on social media then it’s not a big enough deal”

No. The idea of spaghettification kinda pisses me off because it doesn’t matter.

You would die from being atomized by the heat of the accretion disk before you ever felt “spaghettification”.

And even if you did live long enough to get to that point, to you, it would be an instant death as the atoms and molecules of your body are ripped apart by a force strong enough to prevent light from escaping.

You wouldn’t feel anything because you’d be ripped apart at an atomic level so quickly that your brain couldn’t possibly perceive any information.

To an outside observer they’d see you hit a certain point and then stand still while slowly turning red. To you, you’d be there one instant and then atomically shredded the next.

This is what I actually thought was gonna happen when I first watched the movies.

Sam was gonna finally snap and just shove Frodo into the lava

Nonconsensually as well!

Is that technically sodomy?

For that special cousin in your life

“We never got nutted on by salmon at my old school!”

“Guess you could say this is a pretty nutty situation!”

“Carlooos”

Or finding a dead body