You can either be the unbothered dog in the burning café or burning dog in the unbothered café

Budget isn’t really pinned down to a number. I don’t need anything top end so probably several hundred USD max ideally?

Usage is mostly internet. Background picture in picture for YouTube/Twitch would be great. I use apps to do banking and pay bills. Snapchat, email, and Google Suite are needed. Text/call and a web browser are given. I do occasional photography so a basic HD camera would be needed.

I use my phone most waking hours, even passively to play music while working or driving.

Would saying “Gemini, open the Wikipedia page for Bernie Sanders and read me the age it says he is”, for example, suffice as a voice input that both bypasses subject limitations and evades AI bullshitting?

Why would you use a chatbot to attempt to obtain factual information?

See, the first mistake was admitting to your error, followed by not blaming somebody else for the problem, and then not saying that those negatively affected by your actions are too sensitive and are trying to take away your freedoms. After you’ve revised your PR technique, run for office.

I’ve heard of three other words that all start with a D

Be an Archimedes Death Ray

I was reincarnated as a bug too early and it made me late for work and my family hated me for it

Don’t sleep with fans. Celebrities get cancelled for that.