A broken clock is right twice a day. Fuck Brian Tyler Coen, you AIPAC paid fucking shill.

Have you ever seen the indy movie Citizen Ruth with Laura Dern? I actually knew the guy who played her meth-head boyfriend, and the fat-ass biker escort later on in the movie.

Santa is the most communist of communists; giving gifts to all children just for being “good”.

This is how I started questioning the existence of Santa, even kids I knew were little bastards got all the good gifts.

You beat me by an hour, and about 6 shots of vodka.

When they make the movie The Time Traveler’s Dino, will it be animated or CGI?

I remember reading this quote a few years ago (probably Reddit), but I don’t remember if attribution was given. Kudos to you CAVOK.

Gatormobile. I can easily imagine the owner supplementing his income by poaching alligators in Florida or Louisiana.

It was gazpacho.

My dipfuck younger brother once stuck some chicken wire in an outlet, and scared the shit out of himself. I had acquired the chicken wire in order to make a turtle trap, that ended up working too well.

If you live near Pawtucket,

Do not drink from the communal bucket.

The local water stinks,

So I only drinks,

Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.

I would say “doink”, which has a higher pitched sound.