I know, I know, he picked up some garbage from a tree one time, so obviously the multi-million dollar drug kingpin is a great guy. I mean… this happens all the time, Trump has only been convicted of one rape out of the 26 accusations, so obviously he’s a great guy too!

Maybe now justice can finally be served and he can find a real hitman to kill his colleagues and rivals!

Don’t forget the… six(?) attempted homicides.

When freaking lawyers are saying “I don’t know if I can ethically support this company” you know you’ve got a problem.

Oh my god… I was going to make a “Sonic beating himself” joke but this is way better then anything I had in mind.

Well… if he’s running a generator inside a enclosed bunker, he won’t have much time to regret the lack of games.