SkaveRat

you look nice

weird and creepy, but okay

it’s cold out so good for you putting in the effort

okay, you’re lucky you kept your intact nose that day

you mean “police needs to buy more cybertrucks, so they always have a bunch of spares when they break down due to a puddle”

“No, ads!”

Really shows in what kind of society we live when a lone spider doesn’t feel save to hitchhike with strangers

DEUTSCH

we’d have an asteroid with our name on it very soon

Good news

Installing Opera Mini on my Moto Razr and using it to surf the “real” web (instead of some weird wap version) felt so futuristic. It was amazing

definitely the one we deserve

that’s just how they look

Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you

you’ll just make the AI scottish

adds it to the pile

next bullet slogan?

That’s what tv is for

Such a great show

… where he made a recovery

Listen, I just really like wigs

sure, but who cares about that? ^/s

well, can’t say he’s not following up on his election promises

Should be noted that “aard” means “ground/earth”