Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

I still bleed in six colors

Glares at Fetterman

Republicans are always president and can do things like negotiate the release of hostages. They just let democrats pretend sometimes.

Conversely, the only thing that got me through all of Enterprise was the invention of the Skip Intro button

At least the Russians are greedy fucking idiots or we’d all be in big trouble

Yes, it wouldn’t have been nearly as bad without the lyrics.

Yeah, I get it. I don’t know how to fix it because apparently we want this.

an obviously untrustworthy, unreliable, and hostile United States.

Our countries were like best friends for so long. This makes me sad and angry. I feel like I’m gonna be this way for a while.

TIL I have something in common with the CCP.

China buys a ton of data from Zuck and Musk and a lot of other people.

The reason it’s being banned is for cutting out the middle man.

If they actually cared about our data going to geopolitical rivals they’d pass comprehensive privacy protections regardless of where the company is headquartered.

I was able to grow a full beard in 10th grade so this isn’t that unrealistic.

The equivalent of someone who makes minimum wage paying a $3 fine.

Except he won’t pay it, he’ll just borrow against his net worth.

They’ll keep it around for political prosecutions.

Me too, and this is the only alignment chart where I’m lawful and I don’t like it.

Can you order an RV a motor coach from Temu?

Buy VPN stocks.

Foreign governments are supposed to buy information from American social media companies. Tik Tok cut out the middleman so they’re getting banned.

Yeah, only AMIERICAN companies can spy on our citizens and flood them with propaganda!

USA! USA! USA!

Well they’ve got the time and money for hobbies like that.

And I’m pretty sure they’re not commenting on political posts so they’re happy.

I’m sure if I could do more than howl into the uncaring void I’d be happy with politics, too.

Bruce Lee vs The Kiss Army by Guttermouth