Rhynoplaz

The ones that WEREN’T invented to keep us from masturbating.

Not corn flakes. The good cereals! Get me a big ol bag of Fruity Pebbles dust! I’ll deep fry chicken in THAT!

Ooh! I’m in if you do breakfast cereals too!

A Phoenix is reborn through fire.

A fire is also known as a blaze.

If you feel the need to “blaze up”, one could say you are Jonesing.

We’ve cracked the code!

🤨

Don’t know how to climb stairs? What the hell are you talking about?

I think you might not understand the purpose of accessibility ramps.

Good ol’ poophole loophole!

This is just blatantly false. I’m not sure where you heard this from, but don’t trust it, and stop repeating it.

You and me both. Executive dysfunction can be a real bitch sometimes.

Don’t forget to add a red thumbprint at a 35° angle!

Oooh, yeah baby. Right there. Unstop!! unstop!!

You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000!!!

They’ll just mint a third term coin.

Probably the same person who insists that rubbing soap on my dishes is “safer” and “cleaner” than dipping them in cheese sauce.

Not having heroin?

WWE belongs on Broadway!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnbbrandon/2022/10/16/gen-z-have-canceled-the-thumbs-up-emoji-and-heres-why-we-should-worry/

That’s what I thought too, but I was told that’s no longer the case.

This is what my wife and kids have told me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The thumbs up emoji is hated now and viewed as passive aggressive compliance.

So, I definitely thumbs up more often IRL.