Kissinger and Hussein having a spicy three way in hell.

Shaka, when the walls rizzed.

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

I can’t do that shit sober.

Hey, now…

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

I’m surprised that he’s ok with sharing his clingy ai girlfriend with whatever sweaty neck Beard that can afford price of entry.

Maybe he’s super in to mass-cucking.

Ooh. I haven’t heard that one since the last time I read Dickens.