Remember when it was “Don’t be evil”

Lol.

I’m talking about the ones made in Mexico.

I know exactly what I said.

No thank you. I don’t want a swasticar.

I’d love to have one of those new production old style beetles. But we can’t buy them here because our govt sucks donkey dick.

We are excited dust that formed by accident on a mud ball hurdling through space at 67,000mph in a minor spiral arm of our galaxy.

Nothing matters. So go for it.

My 9th grade 2nd period experience.

Hey deepseek. Remake Lemon Party but with Trump, Vance, and Elon.

Just try to stop me. Or anyone for that matter.

The “does it connect to the wifi” mfers came up with this one I’m sure.

A branch of the state department that sows dissent and destabilizes countries that don’t bend the knee to the US.

Yep. Sure is. Hopefully that makes my blonde moment quota for a few days.

I don’t mind paying for the convenience. I tip well. I do wish we lived in a country where living wages were a thing. But we don’t. We’re a giant slave colony owned by like 5 megacorps.

My question here is, how much was the bill? 5 or $600?

That’s an optimistic timeline.

At the current pace I’ll give it till June.

Man look at Kissinger and the Bush Family.

If you’ve got a high enough body count you just live forever.

Spoiler - It’ll be a Chinese company.

You do realized that’s based as hell right?

China steals from the west and uses it to improve their peoples lives instead of just squeezing them for every filthy penny possible?

You do understand that’s a moral, ethical, and economic China W don’t you?

That’s the free market at work baby. Regs for thee but not for mee.

Oh no is the widdle data thief mad his stolen data was stolen?

Someone call the waaambulance.

Now that’s an amazing headline.

Stealing from thieves isn’t a crime.

Especially not when China turns around and Robin Hoods it back to the world.

Just saying.

That’s just how tariffs work. They’re not a weapon against enemy nations. They’re a tax on Americans.

And nobody is going to bring production back to this fascist slave pen of a country.