NoForwadSlashS

You’ll get his Monopoly money when he does anyway

You guys certainly rolled max constitution. That thing sounds like it would instantly rupture all the sphincters in my body.

Seems odd that it would be so expensive when the whole point of it is that there’s barely any genuine chocolate in there.

Also because they don’t tend to try to put the blood back in, even if you collected it neatly in a bucket.

That sounds like a middle manager but actually useful.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Blissed Out. In My Slop. Focused. Flourishing.