If invulnerability means not being subjected to all the forces eventually pulling apart and decaying all matter, I’m still on board. I’ll roll the dice that things eventually find a way to come back around, whatever that means.

It was worth the sensible chuckle in my opinion.

I think you mean “bumpkin” unless you are making a very odd accusation about the sexual proclivities of rural police.

Well, immortality and invulnerability are a definite to deal with some existential dread.

Then I suppose insanely rich because you’re going to need a lot of money to make investments on a forever time scale.

I mean, if you’re googling that without even providing a model number, I can excuse the AI choosing to show it. It’s not a mind reader.