The gamecube had an expansion port

Three ports, actually. One for network, one for the GBA player, and one that wasn’t used as far as I can recall.

and a handle.

Not totally useless!

Just imagine the possumbilities!

I doubt this will hold up now that they’re owned by Walmart, but I’ve gotten exactly zero ads on Vizio panels since I first bought one in 2017. I have two at the moment and they’re both effectively dumb displays with no network access.

I used to utilize the subscription page. Then Google replaced YouTube accounts with Google accounts. I haven’t logged in since.

Yes, I’m old.

checks wildlife registry

I don’t see Trumps on the list of protected species.

Deplorian

I’ll be borrowing that one.

Microwave done: beep. beep. beep. beep.

Microwave interrupted: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Microwave reset: also BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Those things are great at melting ice, though.

I wonder if I should get a flamethrower.

Ain’t nothing wrong with that!

I’d say, “You owe me a new pair of eyes,” but with my luck this would be the first thing I’d see and I’d be back to square one. Better to just take the L and move on with my life, I guess.

I’m just going to start asking my family for their papers.

“I was born here!”

Doesn’t matter any more, your orange puppet-king said so.

“My parents were born here!”

See above. Got proof? No? So sorry.

“Something something Ellis Island!”

Yeah, that’s the story that everyone tells themselves. More likely that it was just a random boat at a random port (or beach) and your vaunted ancestors just started… you know, living here.

Papers, please.

“Wtf I was just getting used to that umbrella”

I got you.

https://youtu.be/Y3M4KVnQjHU?t=116

Ignoring phone calls is the highlight of my day. Every day. For years.

_{Kill me please.}

It’s haunting and timeless. One of their best.

Well, I’m here to tell you now, each and every mother’s son

You better learn it fast, you better learn it young

'Cause someday never comes

It wasn’t.

Nazi apologist, got it.