You son of a bitch - the professor under his breath.

The chosen one!

Calm down Pippin, that Lembas bread will fill the stomach of a grown man with one bite!

No, this is patrick Mario.

Begs the question of what his crime was?

Much easier to catch a rock, they’re very slow compared to most animals.

If you want to get wild, have two drones sinced up, one for each eye, and increase the distance between each drone. Once your perspective and depth increase enough you will achieve enlightenment.

Did… did the dragon gain a sixpack on it’s snout?

That’s what happens when you let big mechanic design a car. Wake up sheeple!

Oh wow, let me try. My password is:

Hunter2

What does that look like to you?!

That’s my secret Cap, I’m always zoning out.

Screw Harambe, I want to see the alternate timeline where Hannibal and Carthage won.

Hey! That’s the combo to my luggage!

Precisely! Only then will you achieve super saiyan!

Only a little? There’s your problem!

If you have more than one is it called anemtwo? Anemfew?

When life hit shuffle during character creation.

Two chicks rotisserie chickens at the same time, man.

At yeast you tried.

You knead to rise up from these painful puns.

Etc.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.