It’s always been like that, they just didn’t use to have to ask.

!UnexpectredWholesomeness

I cannot heart this enough.

lol thanks, and that’s actually not surprising.

How does one figure that out? I’ve seen Harris supporters generally called centrists, and centrists compared with nazis.

I think the E word in that book is Eye lol.

Nice projection - those of us who voted for Harris even though she wasn’t ideal aren’t mature adults who tried to prevent the situation we’re in now, we’re just centrist nazis with our heads in the sand! Keep telling yourselves that when the SWAT team assaults your Moral Purity pedestal. The truth is that we actually tried and you didn’t.

Needs a tattoo that says “Real snake, do not touch!”

Sheldon?

There’s a World’s Worst Alphabet Book that has those.

Hawaiian comedian Frank De Lima told a joke about a Filipino announcer saying somebody needed to move their car, license plate B for Bictory, L for Elephant, Q for Cucumberrrrrrr…

In a day or
[tightens belt]
twooooooooooooo!

I once heard a Joni Mitchell song that was one of my college gf’s favorites, and it instantly teleported my brain to running across a lawn by her dorm to go see her on a random day after class. Her room was at the end of a hallway by the fire escape, so I used to go up the metal stairs at the back of the dorm. I was in my 30s but suddenly felt totally like my 20-yo self again. It’s amazing how much detail we store in our brains.

My wizard casts Summon Elemelontal

Well hey then that makes it their achievement! No idea but it wouldn’t be surprising.

But wait, those might be metric dicks.

Why I would rather get shot than waxed.

just loafin’ around

Right on man! First they’re telling you where to drive and how fast, then they’re takin’ away ur gunz!

The moral purists are lashing out with hyperbole since the Israel/Hamas ceasefire has castrated their big issue. They have to pretend letting Trump win by refusing to vote for Harris cuz she “supported genocide” was still the right thing to do, and they weren’t just being impatient toddlers demanding a cookie RIGHT NOW. Apparently they don’t understand that diplomacy isn’t something you can just click on.