Public Restroom Unflushed Poop Man

This gonna be your super hero origin story?

You can skip percieved time by sleeping.

You can also alter time by going fast. Satellites have to account for time dilation for their positioning.

I am 100% sure my mother’s a narcissist and ~60% sure my dad’s autistic. Its not exactly a gasoline and fire combo, more like gasoline and water, which might be less dangerous but still unacceptable.

Depends on what stone you turn into. Slate or lime maybe. Granate or marble, no way.

#JustNewYorkCityThings

Guys, the Switch 2 violence is not necessary.

Nintendo yourself a favor and get lost before you catch DS fists.

In my personal experience this is more of an issue with the commanding person rather than myself who’s doing the chore.

If I where to take out the trash on my own accord nobody would even notice. But if I’m commanded to do it (even if I was planning on doing it anyway), then I wouldn’t hear the end of it. It will be held over my head that they where so “generous” as to remind me.

So I have any reason to be grumpy about it. If I do it I get no reward, and if I’m commanded then I get shit on. I rather choose the first option.

For some people this is a game of power, they tell you to do something while you’re already on it, just to make it seem like it was their idea and it feels like they are trying to essentially steal the credit for your effort.

Or if I’m the one who keeps the house clean and they are the one who leave a mess, and then they have the audacity to ask me to clean up, they can go eat sand.

This does not happen if I’m commanded by a person I respect or admire. Because then it seems like I’m actually doing them a favor instead of bowing to them.

Emulators are for Nintendo what loud chewing is for most people, not exactly illegal but if you do it you’re gonna get decked.

It’s a grower.

Technically humans don’t have to wipe either. But it would be like dried Nutella in a shag carpet.

😳😳😳 Westerners not voluntarily giving personal information to the Chinese government for 5 seconds [Challenge Impossible (They caught us)] 😵😵‍💫😧

Like fine Wine.

Kat Dennings archetype

pale white woman

There’s a difference