Klear

She might have to… wait for it…

Finally, freedom!

…which is why he won’t ever say it. The bastard.

I’m a fan of light nanosecond, which works out to roughly 30 cm.

That sounds like Strong Bad’s alter ego.

Maxwell’s ugly brother

Pilf

Aren’t you a glass is 70% empty guy!

It’s a cow! Hide!

Those last two panels could stand on their own.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Why do you think they do it!

Imagine all the people sharin’ all the world

That would ruin the joke.

I always upvote sugar pills!

That’s exactly what I heard as I was reading this!

To be fair, typing “E = MC2” to prove that you are are smart is extremely dumb.

I was mourning when it was revealed that Human Torch just casually soloed the whole Negative Zone and defeated Annihilus in his seat of power.

Could be, hard to tell without seeing the neck.

Pretty sure it was actually discovered by John Lennon in 1971 when he took some drugs but forgot to take some drugs.